Crazy? Nope. I’m not crazy. Who said anything about crazy?
See this face? This is the face of a completely sane, calm and all around purrfectly innocent kitty.
I’m just Frenzy the Decepticon. No crazy kitties here.
I’m not silly.
I don’t like my picture taken.
I really don’t like attention.
I never play with toys.
I never ever chase the red dot from the laser pointer.
I don’t like to sit on the kitty tower and watch the birds through the window in the morning.
I don’t like airplane rides in the laundry basket.
I’m not weird.
I don’t like to make my humans laugh.
I don’t race around the house chirping and performing wild stunts.
And you’ll never EVER find me climbing in to random things like Darko’s cone of shame just for fun.
Nope. No crazy kitties here.
And I’m not crazy. I’m just a cat.