I have a complex. I think I’m a cat.
I bath myself like a cat, I play with cat toys, I LOVE chasing the red dot from the laser pointer but chasing string is pretty fun too.
Being a cat is great. The only problem is that I’m not a cat.
And since I’m not a cat, I’m not supposed to go on the kitty tower. My humans say that I’m too heavy for it. Why would they say such a thing? I didn’t think I was overweight.
But I still sneak on it when nobody’s looking. I enjoy pretending I’m a cat and watching the birds from up here. Why is that so wrong?
Besides, Deunan doesn’t mind sharing. And I make a pretty convincing cat, don’t you think?