*purrs loudly as little drool beads begin to form at the corners of his mouth* Come closer, Dad. It’s snuggle time. Just you and me. What do you mean you don’t want me to drool and slobber all over you and chew on your chin? Everyone LOVES to be drooled on. That’s why dogs are so popular, right? *the little drool beads have now grown in to long drool strings* I will slobber on you. Even if I have to force you to let me by wrapping my paws around your neck and rubbing my drool all over your face. I know you love it so save yourself some trouble and just let me slobber on you. *by now there is drool all over his face, neck and chest* Come down here and let me love you!